News: Red Carpet Rampage is now actually beatable

Red Carpet Rampage, a fun little button masher parody that we covered last week, was originally designed to reflect Leo’s eternal Sisyphean struggle by being unbeatable: “the game is programmed to get harder and harder until even the best gamers lose.”


Not anymore sukkas…

Well, even the game designers had to buckle to conform to the new reality, as I was secretly tipped off by a contact who always stands in the shadows just enough to conceal his features. So, yes, now you can return to the formerly endless red carpet and actually have a shot at winning:

RedCapret_2 RedCapret_1

That is just the beginning, before shit gets real. And ah, that virus protection pop up is.. there as proof that it’s happening on a real computer. Yes, that’s it.

Return to the carpet to claim your victory:

Red Carpet Rampage | Play online

About J.C

I grew up in the dark dingy arcades of the 1980s, blasting heads with Robocop 2, but grew up in an era that spanned the introduction of the x86 home computer, through to the 16-bit revolution, into the polygon age and beyond. I write about food, travel and of course, New Retro Games. I started and contribute to I am also a freelance business researcher, writer, and editor having published academic and corporate articles on innovation and intellectual property.

Posted on March 2, 2016, in Arcade, [News] and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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